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Member Since: 26 Mar 2008
Last Active: Sep 5, 2017 02:43
Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
Epic Poster
Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]
Royal Blood of The Escapist
Being a member of The Escapist for years. [5 year minimum]
I'm a Professional
Names are for friends, so I don't need one.
Zombie killer extraordinaire
Just like a Thief
You successfully completed The Heist.
Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.
We Gave Our Lives For Normandy
Earned the SSV Normandy result
Not So Boring
You're pretty average.
Lok'tar Ogar! For the Horde!
Hot Topic
Created a thread with over 1,000 views.
Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Championship Edition
I picked Keane Ng for The Escapist SFIV Throwdown! Victory is mine!
Back 2 The 80s
Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.
Notable Poster
Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Arcade Escapee
You escaped from The Escapist's Phantom of the Arcade text adventure!
♫ All around invaded Earth / the SPARTAN drove the Warthog ♫
Zombie Hunter
Correctly identified all 30 zombies in WarCry's 30 Zombies in 30 Seconds game!
Has commented on over 100 different topics.
Make Yourself At Home
Has created a user profile.
Forum Explorer
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Excellent Topic!
For creating a thread with over 50 replies.
I Can Has Friend?
Has added a friend!
You Like Me!
Has been added as a friend.
Bestest Friend
Has added more than 10 friends.
In Touch
Has received and read messages from 10 people.
World Warrior
I backed one of the fighters in the Escapist Street Fighter IV Throwdown!
You Really Like Me!
Has been added as a friend by 10 others.
Webby Badge
We won the Webby...because we rule!
Face With A Name
Has set an avatar.
4th Birthday
Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!
User Group Member
Member of 1 User Group
Cinco de Quizo
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
Open Mic
Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Zuu Zuu
Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show
Aww man, what, were they out of socks?
Has completed 10 quizzes.
Fishy McSketcherson
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
The Explorer
Why bother with the main story when you can explore?
The Jack of All Games
Who has time to finish games?
Big, loud, and obnoxious, but you have legions of (semi) loyal followers anyway.
What you lack in height you make up for in charm.
The Wizard
Robe and hat not included.
The Fighter
Hit first, ask questions later.
Geek to the Core
You wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.
Philandery and Flirtatiousness
Don't think we don't see you making eyes at those other badges, pal.
Snobbishness and Judgment
You just know that the entire world is beneath you.
Two Bits o' Quiz
Has completed 25 quizzes.
Guns and alcohol - the perfect combination.
Key to the TARDIS
To celebrate the triumph of intellect and romance over brute force and cynicism.
Count Chocula
Both stylish and delicious.
March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
Urban Father
I'll kill every zombie ass I see to save my little girl.
Webby 2011
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.
Legends say your race was created by a mad wizard but all you care about is ripping out the throats of your enemies.
The People Have Spoken!
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Yahtzee Poetry
Knows the depth of the soul of the poet
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Sweet Hat!
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Sontar HA!
Earned the Sontaran result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Feline Fatale
Earned the Catwoman result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz
Earned the Ghoul result. Who doesn't love a good b-grade horror movie?
11th Game of X-Mas
You've uncovered the 11th Game of Christmas of 2011!
10th Game of X-Mas
You've uncovered the 10th Game of Christmas of 2011!
King of the Terrible Lizards
Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus!
Diamond Quiz Taker
Has completed 50 quizzes.
Partridge in a Pear Tree
Why are you in a pear tree, anyway?
Shinra Electric Power Company
Power is Truth - Shinra is the Future
Captain Hook
You're just trying to get even with the flying kid who cut off your hand.
You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.
Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.
Homo Sapiens
Earned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
All Have Gone to Kalahira
Earned the Drell result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
Enkindle This!
Earned the Hanar result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz
With Confusion: I Am Not An 'Eeyore'
Earned the Elcor result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz
Brains are the name of the game.
What you lack in marksmanship you make up for in blind loyalty!
Fox McCloud!
Do a barrel roll!
Treasure Hunting is a Full-Time Job
Being grizzled ruins your dashing good looks.
Triple C***** Hooker
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Let's Rock!
Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!
For the Good of the Collective
Earned the Computer Psychologist
The Hero
You'll save the world once you remember who you are.
Spider's Bite
Earned the Black Widow result
It's Not Easy Being Green
Earned the Hulk result
Demon Blood is Thicker Than... Regular Blood.
Earned the Demon Hunter result.
Earned the Serenity result
74 + 1 Quizzer
Has completed 75 quizzes
Taking It Easy
You've completed the "Know Your Casual Games" quiz!
Follow the Light
Earned the "White Magic" Result
Earned the Jersey Devil Result
The Thrill of the Hunt
Earned the "Kraven the Hunter" result.
Not Just A Sidekick Anymore
Earned the Nightwing result.
Obscure Game Enthusiast
You've got a few lesser known classics hiding out in your game library.
(Game) Environmentalist
You're a well traveled gamer!
“Mirage” is My Middle Name
Earned the Mesmer result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession quiz.
I Am Your Shield; I Am Your Sword
Earned the Guardian result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession quiz.
No one will see you coming.
Now I Know My ABCs....
Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz
Space Zombie
In space, no one can hear you munch on brains.
Earned the Lister result in the "Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?" Quiz
Double, double toil and trouble
You know your way around a grimoire.
The Force is strong with you.
Aw man, I got blood all over my good shoes...
Ape Henchman
Earned the Monkey result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!
No sacrifice, No victory
Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
They stole it from us. My precious.
Don't Panic!
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Ed Wood
You've Seen Movies
Jean Luc-Godard
You Could Be Considered An Auteur
All Your Answer Are Belong To Us
You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.
You have taken the Deadly Dead Space quiz but didn't come out right in the end.
Alien InQUIZition Quiz Taker
You may not have made it through the quiz in one piece but at least you're alive.
Space Baby
I have taken the Sci-Fi Quiz and have emerged, changed.
You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.
ADAM Gathering Little Sister
You've made it through the Baffling BioShock Quiz successfully.
Klaatu Barada NNNNNNecktie
When you removed the book from the cradle, did you speak the words?
The Powerpuff Badge
Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!
Murder of Crows
Earned the Murder of Crows Vigor
Life will go on, we will prevail.
The Mandarin
I am all powerful! Your new Master!
Battlestar Galactica
The Cylons never asked us what we wanted. Welcome to the big leagues.
The Tardis
I'm saving the world, I need a decent shirt. To hell with the raggedy. Time to put on a show!
Claire Redfield
Mine's Claire. Claire Redfield. I came to find my brother Chris.
My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.
I'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do is roller skate.
Jules Winnfield
With great vengeance and furious anger.
Dr. Strangelove
Mein Führer! I can walk!
Mario 3D
It's a me, in 3D.
Grab yer six-shooter, cowboy -- things are gonna get rough.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
It's Morphin' time!
Backup Dancer Zombie
He spent six years perfecting his art at the Chewliard Performing Arts School in Zombie New York City.
Yuriko Oyama
I earned the Lady Deathstrike result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!
House of Wrynn
"To reach him, monsters, you'll have to go through me!"
Global Geek Passport: Fast Food Stamp
Eating your way through customs, one country at a time.
Matt Miller
Assistant to Special Liaison Odekar
You may not know everything about Rome, but you're good enough to die on the front lines!
Mehrunes Dagon
Biggest, baddest, most destroyingest Daedra there is
Tested By Magicks Beyond Comprehension!
Took the "What Magic is This!?" Quiz
Hershel Greene
"In all the chaos you found your wife and boy. Then he was shot and he survived. That tells you nothing?"
Cosplay Quiz Complete
You took the Cosplay Comprehension Quiz!
Good Batman
The constitution provides that a man is innocent until proven guilty.
Even murderous assassins can be suave.
Probably the most beloved dog of 2013.
Keep Drifting
Earned the Nathan Drake result in the Sony All-Stars Quiz!
Xbox Aficionado
You have taken the Xbox quiz
President Snow
You would kill President Snow in the Hunger Games.
Lightning Bolts
Zeus has judged you worthy to join the gods.
Xbox 360
Making mothers proud.
You are the Luck-wearer and the Ring-winner for taking The Hobbit Part 2 Quiz!
Home Alone For The Holidays
This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. Did you hear me?
A Die Hard Christmas
You throw quite a party. I didn't realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan.
Voted - 1st Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
You voted in the first round! Keep it up!
Voted - 2nd Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
You're a voting fiend! Good work!
Stay Frosty
Earned the Corporal Hicks result in the "Which Marine from Aliens Are You?" Quiz
Alien: Isolation
You most want to play Alien: Isolation, from Creative Assembly, in 2014.
Hershel Valentine
You know what, I'm gonna take that as a compliment.
Kenny McCormick
Mmmmph mmmph mmmmmph
Kermit the Frog
It's not easy being green.
Peaceful Angel
There there, you're just the happy angel.
Tyrion Lannister
The sexy mini-man always has a wry turn of phrase at the ready.
The Grand Return!
Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.
Apprentice God Thanker
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Oberyn Martell
Seems I visited the Lannister brothel by mistake.
Peter Parker/Spider-Man
"One scientific mishap, and hours later I'm sewing a costume."
Destroy All Monsters!
You successfully completed the Godzilla quiz. Now run, RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN!
Classic Wolfenstein
Die, Allied schweinehund
Brotherhood Of Mutants
You completed the quiz. Now go forth and fight for mutant rights.
You've got your strengths and faults, but hey - you're only human.
Cade Yeager
I think we just found a Transformer!
Under the Dome
You took the Under the Dome quiz
Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil's pawn.
Everyday I'm shufflin'
Disney Hercules
You are animated Hercules -- but that's still pretty heroic.
Drax the Destroyer
You don't understand metaphor, but you do understand the word metaphor exists. Fingers on throat equal death!
We are awesome!
It's okay you didn't know them all, how can you see when you're so short?
Wait, Did I Skip Dinner Again?
If you were a Sim, you'd somehow starve to death. Maybe you forgot to buy food?
Lil' Kobold
Congrats! You made it to the escape pod. Hopefully nothing hitched a ride with you.
Pre-Sequel Nisha
You Vault hunters think you're different from bandits, but you're not.
Energetically Energized
Man, that quiz made me thirsty. How about some overcharge?
Rocket Scientist
The end of Earth will not be the end of us.
You Survive! For a While, Anyway
Though you made it beyond the initial slaughter, you aren't quite wily enough to to emerge victorious.
Yippie Ki Yay Mr. Santa!
You completed the quiz! Looks like you will be joining us for the rest of your life!
Decisions, Decisions
I submitted a bracket for the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014
I will bring locusts into your country tomorrow. They will cover the face of the ground so that it cannot be seen.
Confused Simon
I finished this.
Which Heroes of the Storm Hero Am I?
Howdy, hey are you there? It's me, your best friend.
Timothy Dalton
More like a problem eliminator.
TF2: Pyro
Murr hurr mphuphurur hurr mph.
Died Trying
You ended up becoming the hunted instead… it happens.
Pokemôn Go - Team Harmony
Disturb not the harmony of Fire, Ice or Lightning
Heroes never die!
Overwatch Quiz 2 - Sombra
Zootopia - Try Everything
Nobody learns without getting it wrong!
The Force is Strong
You've completed the trials and discovered your allegiances.
Jedi Master
There is no death, there is the Force
The Old College Try
Even if you didn't get them all, at least you tried. Right?
So, you like legs, huh?
The General
For the sake of our country, you've been chosen to di- I mean to serve.
Father Gascoigne
Defeated Father Gascoigne in Serial Killer Round 82: Night of the Hunt
Vicar Amelia
Defeated Vicar Amelia in Serial Killer Round 82: Night of the Hunt